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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
nanotube
leaked all over
a Ghanaian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
dentist
ticket inspector
farmer
taxi driver
woman
pilot
a spy
student
surgeon
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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