Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
nanotube
leaked all over
a Martiniquais
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
pilot
farmer
soldier
doctor
TV personality
ticket inspector
bus driver
a spy
child
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.