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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
oscillator
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
policewoman
child
doctor
bus driver
train driver
a spy
soldier
ticket inspector
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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