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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
oscillator
leaked all over
a Maldivian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
policewoman
child
tramp
student
shepherd
man
doctor
bus driver
sailor
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