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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
heater
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
doctor
farmer
shepherd
policeman
milkman
TV personality
bus driver
policewoman
tramp
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.