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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
vibrator
leaked all over
an Uzbek
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
pilot
student
a spy
child
doctor
farmer
surgeon
bus driver
woman
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