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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
pilot light
leaked all over
a Northern Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
student
shepherd
man
surgeon
child
ticket inspector
woman
sailor
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.