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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
pilot light
leaked all over
a Libyan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tramp
TV personality
surgeon
dentist
a spy
soldier
child
policewoman
train driver
student
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Dan
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