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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
thermistor
leaked all over
a Belarusian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
a spy
tramp
milkman
farmer
bus driver
student
ticket inspector
doctor
woman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.