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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
pipe
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
farmer
sailor
milkman
woman
taxi driver
train driver
tramp
shepherd
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.