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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a New Zealander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
taxi driver
train driver
sailor
a spy
policewoman
TV personality
shepherd
milkman
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.