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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
coot
guard
leaked all over
an Ethiopian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
student
soldier
taxi driver
man
child
policeman
surgeon
tramp
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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