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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
a French
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
dentist
sailor
a spy
taxi driver
child
man
woman
shepherd
ticket inspector
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