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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Syrian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
tramp
surgeon
shepherd
TV personality
train driver
child
farmer
bus driver
dentist
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Dan
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