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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
policeman
dentist
woman
taxi driver
man
train driver
surgeon
ticket inspector
student
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.