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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Pakistani
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
woman
policeman
dentist
policewoman
surgeon
tramp
pilot
man
farmer
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