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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Colombian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
policewoman
man
surgeon
sailor
dentist
milkman
policeman
a spy
taxi driver
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Dan
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