Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
farmer
ticket inspector
train driver
policewoman
man
policeman
woman
bus driver
soldier
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.