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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
goose
guard
leaked all over
a Honduran
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
tramp
ticket inspector
surgeon
a spy
woman
dentist
train driver
policeman
man
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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