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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
an Iraqi
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
child
dentist
taxi driver
milkman
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sailor
bus driver
student
shepherd
pilot
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