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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Montenegrin
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
student
policeman
surgeon
dentist
milkman
ticket inspector
a spy
farmer
woman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.