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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Tanzanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
student
milkman
ticket inspector
tramp
surgeon
woman
taxi driver
train driver
soldier
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