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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
resilience circuit
leaked all over
an Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
doctor
tramp
man
pilot
policewoman
woman
soldier
farmer
ticket inspector
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Dan
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