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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
resilience circuit
leaked all over
an Armenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
bus driver
TV personality
shepherd
taxi driver
child
man
policeman
farmer
a spy
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Dan
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