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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
greaser
leaked all over
a Bermudian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
woman
dentist
man
bus driver
a spy
policeman
student
doctor
TV personality
policewoman
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Dan
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