Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
microswitch
leaked all over
a Greenlandic
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
farmer
woman
ticket inspector
tramp
policewoman
student
pilot
a spy
TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.