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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tongan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
train driver
pilot
student
taxi driver
child
policeman
milkman
doctor
bus driver
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