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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
Bacardi Breezers
dispenser
leaked all over
a Qatari
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
surgeon
farmer
doctor
man
sailor
milkman
student
a spy
taxi driver
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Dan
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