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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
ludicrously expensive cocktails
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
froze
snapped
escaped
deformed
made a funny noise
blew up
exploded
leaked all over
flooded
cracked
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Dan
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