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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Filipino
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
bus driver
TV personality
tramp
taxi driver
student
doctor
policewoman
milkman
woman
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