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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a British Virgin Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
ticket inspector
soldier
milkman
woman
doctor
man
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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