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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Macedonian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
sailor
milkman
a spy
ticket inspector
shepherd
farmer
child
bus driver
surgeon
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