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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
martini
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
overheated
caught fire
deformed
leaked all over
bent
had
made a funny noise
was smoking
shattered
escaped
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