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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
white wine
dispenser
leaked all over
a Moroccan
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
policewoman
TV personality
farmer
policeman
student
shepherd
woman
a spy
surgeon
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