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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Venezuelan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
pilot
ticket inspector
surgeon
student
policewoman
tramp
man
sailor
woman
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