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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Syrian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
bus driver
train driver
sailor
ticket inspector
soldier
pilot
policewoman
a spy
dentist
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Dan
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