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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
policeman
dentist
ticket inspector
bus driver
woman
policewoman
student
milkman
TV personality
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.