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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
chai latte
holder
leaked all over
a Tuvaluan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
TV personality
soldier
taxi driver
a spy
surgeon
pilot
student
shepherd
policewoman
woman
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Dan
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