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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Danish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
child
doctor
student
policewoman
soldier
farmer
pilot
ticket inspector
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
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