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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Nicaraguan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
woman
student
ticket inspector
a spy
shepherd
sailor
milkman
man
dentist
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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