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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
screed washer
leaked all over
a Northern Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
farmer
child
ticket inspector
a spy
woman
policewoman
taxi driver
policeman
tramp
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