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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
pilot light
leaked all over
a Fijian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
pilot
tramp
man
bus driver
a spy
doctor
train driver
sailor
student
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Dan
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