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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
resistor
leaked all over
a Honduran
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
doctor
child
tramp
woman
student
sailor
a spy
taxi driver
bus driver
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Dan
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