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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a German
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
a spy
policewoman
soldier
ticket inspector
milkman
child
doctor
dentist
policeman
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