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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
coot
guard
leaked all over
a Paraguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
man
train driver
tramp
doctor
farmer
policewoman
child
TV personality
student
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Dan
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