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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
blackbird
guard
leaked all over
a Kenyan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
ticket inspector
sailor
train driver
soldier
farmer
tramp
child
student
milkman
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