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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
a Japanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
policewoman
tramp
dentist
pilot
woman
farmer
taxi driver
train driver
man
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