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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
goose
guard
leaked all over
a Gabonese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
tramp
soldier
pilot
dentist
man
surgeon
taxi driver
bus driver
sailor
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