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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
ticket inspector
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doctor
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milkman
man
pilot
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Dan
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