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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel flange
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Martiniquais
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
tramp
dentist
policewoman
pilot
farmer
child
train driver
milkman
shepherd
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Dan
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